I am Beelzeduck. I travel the world with my trusty companion Spike Spencer. He
allows me to succeed where he may fail. I can do things that he only dreams of. And
well, vice versa. I hear he's very good with his hands. And I, well, I don't have
any. Dammit.

Join me in my travels, quests, and conquests around the world as I attend Cons, go
sightseeing, and woo beautiful women. No bubble bath is safe from me!
Muuuhhhahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahhaaaaaa, quack!